'tis the season

I used to like Christmas, now I work in retail.
Peace and Goodwill - what a joke!
The store is packed, "winter wonderland" is playing over and over again, only by different artists with different styles, jazz, punk, scottish....
Kids are crying "I want barbie!" "Maybe santa will bring it for you" "I want it now" then the screaming starts.
People are testing out stereos (on top of the christmas music) with a little hip hop and funk.
Customers in your line are rolling their eyes because they have to wait 5 mins for their turn.
Uuuggghhhh.....
I think I'll call in uniterested.
I don't think the boss will be too understanding.
I can't wait till January. (make that February, January is the season of returns)