When I started at the eye clinic I was told that it was not a matter of if, but rather a matter of when I would break a patient's glasses. Today was my day. Yep, I over- tweaked a pair of old bifocals and cringed when I heard the "snap." You can't do much at that point except hang your head and groval. I felt like such a knob.

I'm feeling better now though, at least I wasn't driving the Queen of the North.